Attempted Shoplifter Tries to Make Daring Exit, But Can’t Get the Door Open

Braden Bjella Published 10/24/2024 in ouch

Keep kicking, I’m sure it will work out!

Planning to steal something? If you are, you’ve gotta have an exit strategy. This seems basic, but time and time again, we see stories about people who shove handfuls of items down their pants, then try to make a run for it with no real idea of where they’re going.

This guy thought he had the perfect move: grab a basket, kick open the fire doors, then bounce. Unfortunately, it seems this building wasn’t exactly up to code, leaving him empty-handed with a busted leg.