Though Bachelor in Paradise contestant Sam Jeffries may have not left Paradise with a ring, she most definitely left with a baby — more specifically, a “poop baby.”
On Thursday’s episode of The Bachelor spin-off, Jeffries, 27, revealed that she would be leaving the beach at the behest of medical experts after finding herself unable to take a dump for nine consecutive days.
Sam hasn't pooped in 10 days but still looks flawless #bachelorinparadise #bip pic.twitter.com/F1JvtsyMXt
— bachelorIsCool (@BachelorIsCool) October 20, 2023
“He actually thinks that I should go home, so I will be leaving Paradise,” the occupational therapist told her fellow castmates — including her connection Aaron Schwartzman — of her discussion with the medic.
This — painfully — forced departure from the beach comes after Schwartzman attempted to get things moving, treating his crush to a “poo poo platter” complete with several theoretically s—t inducing snacks, including coffee, olive oil, and Mexican food during what would be their final date.
“It’s not your poop baby, it's our poop baby,” he reassured her.
Aaron S. is the sweetest man rn for making Sam feel so comfortable about birthing a boulder out her butt #bachelorinparadise #bip pic.twitter.com/9QXMUn0Nk4
— ?storms & tv takes (@StormsandSativa) October 13, 2023
These efforts were ultimately in vain. Even as Jesse Palmer later revealed that Jeffries was still unable to take a crap hours after her departure, one thing is certain: Jeffries’ bowels may not have been as open as her heart, but she definitely gave a s—t … even if she didn't take one.
The editor team making Sam’s poop documentary intro #BachelorInParadise #BIP pic.twitter.com/BOzv98rrUg
— Laige Pindsey (@iironicaa) October 20, 2023
“It’s not your poop baby, it’s going to be OUR poop baby” #BachelorInParadise #BIP pic.twitter.com/HSS4czY5ET
— crazy bachelor fan (@crzybachelorfan) October 13, 2023
the producers really doing Sam dirty exposing that the rose ceremony forced her to hold in her poop baby #BIP #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/qEx34nlNDR
— bach thoughts ? (@scoobydoesnt) October 13, 2023
#BachelorInParadise
— Mads (@Madsthebachbish) October 20, 2023
Sam will 100% be back next year for BIP and I am already dreading the amount of poop related marketing they will be using to promote it pic.twitter.com/XIDxfl0PED
to the girl who couldn't poop on BIP: next time just come to my workplace's cafeteria and get the soup
— @thebachdiaries (same on IG) (@thebachdiaries) October 19, 2023
All the beach drama happening:
— Just a Bachelor (@steal_ya_4_asec) October 13, 2023
Sam: #bip #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/d9eZ1Uu4yT
Sam is the my constipation QUEEN. the IBS representation we needed #bip #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/bqlizjVioF
— reality juls (@liljulsie) October 13, 2023
Sam after seeing her BIP edit:
— bachbitch (@bachbitch1) October 20, 2023
#BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/vsy0LzI8kL
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