Actor Chris Meloni is most well-known for his role as Detective Stabler on the NBC hit show Law and Order: SVU, and now his new spin-off, Law and Order: Organized Crime. You might also recognize him as the camp chef from Wet Hot American Summer. All of that is kind of irrelevant, because you'll definitely know him after reading this piece. Because one thing is for certain...Chris got cake.
Listen, I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality that I can say this. I wish this were photoshopped, but that's America's a** right there. Real. In the flesh. People started noticing more regularly that Chris Meloni might have the best dumper on TV.
“Dad, your thick ass is all over Twitter again” -Chris Meloni’s kids
— brett)) nice (@whatbrett) February 25, 2021
Just another day in the life of the Special Thicc-tims Unit
— lauren (@_laurenenen) April 8, 2021
Bro, please! My wife looks at this website. Dang.
UNIQUE! pic.twitter.com/feREM09MrW
— NBC Entertainment (@nbc) August 8, 2022
And at this point, it's clear that Meloni is in on it. He knows what he's packing in that trunk.
Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake https://t.co/lmkZ5JKFWe
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
Let's just say it's a bad day to be these khakis...
Oh he totally knows.
Category: bad b*tch
— & (@lawandordertv) August 8, 2022
: @Chris_Meloni https://t.co/1c9tAInSeD pic.twitter.com/n8gHPTCb2V
I have nothing more, this is just a Chris Meloni appreciation post. Keep flexing on them hoes king!
My sexual orientation is Chris Meloni doing the splits pic.twitter.com/HiUbxmYEYy
— Boom The Brazen Hussy (@TheDuchessBoom) August 8, 2022
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