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Ah, the great outdoors. There’s nothing quite like breathing in the fresh air, swatting away mosquitoes, getting sunburnt, being unexpectedly hit by rain… wait a minute! Does the outside suck?

Eh, kinda. That’s why so much of the modern era has been spent trying to get rid of it. If you live in America, chances are you spend about 95 percent of your time inside, with the only outdoor time you spend being the few moments you’re walking from your car to a building.

Is this bad? Sure. But if this dude had the foresight to stay inside, he wouldn’t have been decked by this deer.

Spooked Deer Dropkicks Man in McDonald's Parking Lot
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