We’ve all thought about what our spicy stage names would be. There's even a mathematical formula to help people out, first pet name + the street you grew up on (though thinking about it now it feels like a ruse to steal security question answers).


Well, when you have no limits you can be as creative as you want, some dancers pick the wildest names you’ve ever heard. TikToker @cgetsnakey recounted the most memorable names she's come across at clubs including some submissions from her Instagram.


@cgetsnakey

Let me know if you can top any of these

♬ original sound - Charm Daze


Some girls immediately went to food. But how many Candys can there be at the club? Obviously, to stand out from the crowd you name yourself Fettuccine, Brisket, or Ramen.


@cgetsnakey’s list goes on with Bliss (short for Blister), Dummer, “or Summer with a D,” Kylmaxxx, Gengar, Free Shots, Kohl’s Cash, Jane Doe, Remy (“Yes, like the rat”), and Chaos.


Though, @cgetsnakey’s favorite? Felony. We hope she’s doing well.


The comments joined in recounting stories with girls named Switchblade, Sweet Baby Ray, Feral, and Rollie Pollie Ollie.


“I met a dancer once name edi mami pronounced like edamame,” says one commenter. 


All these names can be repurposed for pet names.