Though his older brother may be President Joe Biden, Frank Biden is still a red-blooded American just like the rest of us, bearing the rights to free speech, freedom to assemble, and as we learned this week, the freedom to allegedly post schlong. 


As President Biden embarks on his 2024 presidential campaign, a snap appearing to depict the Commander-in-Chief’s younger brother rocking out with his c—k out has made the rounds on social media.



Though the younger Biden maintains that he didn’t share the photo, which first appeared on predominantly-gay dating site GuysWithiPhones.com back in 2018, — “They must have hacked my phone,” the 69-year-old said, per Daily Mail — several horny Twitter users wished such was most definitely not the case, heading to social media to express how much they want him to explore their Oval Offices.


“Yall, Joe Biden’s brother is packingggg,” @M023Miguel wrote alongside the offending snap.




“Imagine trying to embarrass me by letting the world know my son and my brother all slanging wood,” added @JayJurden, referencing Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s decision to display a compromising photo of Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, during a recent hearing.


From full-on Frank Biden fanfics to wondering if he could take Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a brawl of insufferable proportions, here are some of the best reactions to the first sibling’s hog shot.