All childhood toys must be optimized. A water gun isn’t just a water gun anymore. It must be sleek and sound like it’s powering a rocket ship. That is real protection on the playground.
A video of a Chinese woman loading up the most futuristic-looking water gun in a pond has gone viral on X (Twitter).
Water guns are serious business in China pic.twitter.com/QKwe91xm4N
— nell | 累 (@nellodee) August 4, 2023
“Water guns are serious business in China,” reads the post by @nellodee.
My brother in Christ that is a Destiny 2 exotic https://t.co/qpstxOPfIs
— Riri (@sleepyriri) August 6, 2023
It looks so intimidating when she shoots the water gun towards the pond and water shoots out like little stun bullets. The water gun retails for $218 on Aliexpress but that's a small price to pay to win every water gun fight ever.
do not pull out the fucking pulse rifle on me at the pool https://t.co/ELqCxEOV1e
— trashbag (@trashonomix) August 5, 2023
“You gotta gtf away from me if I see your water gun start building meter,” says @enowentmissing.
“Use this shit at Galveston and nail pedestrians with the flesh-eating bacteria ray,” noted @brooke_sp6.
“Filling this with gasoline so the homeowners association never comes near my house again,” replies @uncledoomer.
Aside from chemical warfare, this water gun of the future is everything a child needs to enact terror at the local pool.
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