All childhood toys must be optimized. A water gun isn’t just a water gun anymore. It must be sleek and sound like it’s powering a rocket ship. That is real protection on the playground.


A video of a Chinese woman loading up the most futuristic-looking water gun in a pond has gone viral on X (Twitter).



“Water guns are serious business in China,” reads the post by @nellodee.  



It looks so intimidating when she shoots the water gun towards the pond and water shoots out like little stun bullets. The water gun retails for $218 on Aliexpress but that's a small price to pay to win every water gun fight ever.



“You gotta gtf away from me if I see your water gun start building meter,” says @enowentmissing.


“Use this shit at Galveston and nail pedestrians with the flesh-eating bacteria ray,” noted @brooke_sp6.


“Filling this with gasoline so the homeowners association never comes near my house again,” replies @uncledoomer.


Aside from chemical warfare, this water gun of the future is everything a child needs to enact terror at the local pool.