Long the fodder for country songs like “Jolene,” “Geraldine,” and the absolute banger that is Loretta Lynn’s “Fist City” — which incidentally is where the eBaum’s World staff will be embarking on their next vacation — it seems homewrecking has inspired yet another form of artistic expression, a TikTok trend debating the ethics of cheating.


Over the past week, the fine patrons of “Yee Haw” TikTok have Taken a break from flaunting their trucks and lip-syncing to bro-country with mouthfuls of dip — a phenomenon YouTuber Kurtis Connor dubbed “dip syncing” — to detail all the ways they’d steal someone’s S.O. to an ultra-cursed mashup of  Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode” and Morgan Wallen’s “Last Night”




“You might wanna stop treatin your MAN like trash, or else he’s gonna end up at my house with country fried steak, taters and a case of cold beer waiting when he gets home,” read one viral entry into the trend, a sentiment echoed by several similar clips, with participants listing their, erm, stats?


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“I’m 21. I come with 35 acres, 7 vehicles, a pretty pink flower & a drinking problem,” read another clip, a metaphor that singlehandedly left “pink canoe” truthers shaking.


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As the trend began to take hold, other TikTokers began to speak out, not only firing VERY personal attacks, seemingly proposing the concept of necromancy, and occasionally begging the girlies in questions to do their magic — take my husband, please! — but also taking the offensive, bragging about how much of “an asshole” their spouses are and threatening said husband-stealer with curb stomping. Nice.


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“I don’t have a single ounce of respect for the women doing this trend,” wrote another TikToker over a clip of her inexplicably drilling what appears to be an engine, ”Hun if you wanna steal another woman’s man remember, you’re the raccoon digging out of the trash can. You look dumb, respectfully.”


Country girls: They not only make do but incredibly amusing TikTok drama.