Father's Day Gift Guide
Where would you be without your dad? in a very old tampon, that’s where. So you owe him. He let you spit-up food onto his shoulder when you were a baby and again this year after Cinco de Mayo. Here are some Father’s Day suggestions to let him know you at least vaguely remember his love and care.
Bottle-Opening Ring
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Help a recently divorced dad hide that ring tan with something he can really use!
Alpine Swiss Men's Leather Wallet
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Problem: Dad’s shitty old wallet is throwing off his spine alignment. Solution: Get him a nice new wallet to throw off his spine alignment.
Dads Are the Original Hipsters
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How about a book to remind him that everything we hate about our generation, we stole from his generation.
Ties
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Ties. The only gift you can give that so accurately represents the noose that is fatherhood. But its a noose with style! Consider hot peppers for a hot poppa, a Jerry Garcia tie for the dad who talks in warbaling, aimless solos, or a tie shaped like a dick, if your dad is a real dick but you still want him to have something to open on Sunday.
And don’t forget the matching shirt to go along with the tie!
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This Sexy Golf Costume
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All dads LOVE golfing. It’s the law. He loves it so much that he’s already got golf balls, golf clubs, golf clothes --He’s got EVERYTHING! So buy him a prostitute instead.
Fogless Shower Mirror
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The bathroom is dad’s mini-vacation from the family. That’s why dads poop so much and are so clean-shaven all the time. Make his vacation a little more comfortable with this face-mowing aid.
Parents Magazine
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How about a 2 year subscription to Parents magazine? It may be too late for you, but it’s never too late to remind him that it’s too late for you.
Dad Movies
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Nobody portrays fatherhood more accurately than Hollywood. Pick a movie with a dad that reminds you of your dad! Does he have a secret? Mrs. Doubtfire is perfect! Is he’s absentee? pick Ghost Dad! Is your dad all work and no play? The Shining!
Pill Box
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Sometimes the best gift for Dad is a gift for Mom!
World’s Greatest Dad Coffee Mug
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NO PRESSURE.
This Father’s Day Card
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Get your dad this nice card! Mom will think you got it for its heartwarming message, Dad will know you got it cause if you squint, it looks like a sideways vagina.
Check out gifts from last year's Fathers Day Gift Guide HERE!
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