Hey everyone.

We’re kicking off a new contest type. Think of this as a mixture between Mad Libs and Cards Against Humanity.

In the comment section below I want you to fill in the blanks. The funniest paragraph will be designated our winner.

Here is the paragraph:

Today I walked home and saw someone (#1)____________ all around (#2)__________. I had no clue why he/she felt that was necessary, but people have the right to be (#3)_________. After witnessing that, I finally managed to make it (#4) __________. Luckily my (#5)_________ was right where I left it because I was really (#6)__________. I finished (#7)___________ and realized I didn’t have (#8)___________ so I just (#9)____________.

Here's an example entry:

#1 skip

#2 a playground

#3 stupid

#4 home

#5 computer

#6 horny

#7 doing what I had to do

#8 anything else to do

#9 went to sleep

All entries must be recieved by April 15th, 2015 at 11:59:59pm EST.

I guess I should mention there will be a snazzy prize for the winner.

RULES:

These contests are supposed to be fun so don't be stupid. All content submissions are subject to our Terms of Service. Gore, hate speech, or explicit sexual content will be removed. Contest winners will be selected by eBaum's World. Staff and moderators are allowed to submit entries, but they are not eligible to win. Any prizes are offered at our discretion and we reserve the right to refuse a prize to anyone at any time.

Winner:

"Today I walked home and saw someone projectile vomit all around a wounded kitten. I had no clue why he/she felt that was necessary, but people have the right to be bulimic. After witnessing that, I finally managed to make it to my niece's Quinceaera. Luckily my jar of virgin tears was right where I left it because I was really dehydrated. I finished that last episode of Lost and realized I didn’t have time to finish plucking my pubes so I just used a blow torch.” - AnimalMcBurger