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Sandpaper Sally

3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks.

One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen.

"I'm gonna talk to her", he said.

"NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!"

The guy went over and talked to her anyway. They talked for awhile and then went back to her apartment and started to get down to business.

2 minutes in he had to quit.

"I can't take it any more! It's too rough," he said.

"Alright," she said "I'll be back in a minute."

A couple minutes later she returned and they started again, now it was really smooth and nice.

"How did you fix that?" he asked.
"I picked the scabs and let them puss." she replied!
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