11 Items That'll Help You Survive All That Holiday Family Time
Cody Brousher
Published
11/20/2018
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Funny
The holidays are coming. They're annoying, they're painful, and they last A LONG TIME. Here are some items to help you conceal your alcohol (and your dislike for your family).
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This collapsable cup will make it look like you're just caffeinating when in reality you're doing everything in your power to keep from telling people how you really feel.
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"Sorry, I just need to step into the other room to take this call." This fake phone flask holds 4.5oz and is your answer to getting out annoying family conversations.
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Impress your religious relatives by getting drunk on the holy spirit.
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Okay, I know it's almost winter time, but you can come up with some story about how your doctor says that you need sunscreen.
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"What a beautiful bracelet" you'll vaguely remember people saying after wearing this 3.5 oz wrist flask.
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It's kind of ironic since cameras are intended to preserve memories, but at least you'll get to disappoint everyone that there weren't any photos actually taken of your holidays.
$15.99 on Amazon -
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With this 13 oz (!!!) fake umbrella flask, you'll never have to be dry again.
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What? It's milk. This is how they sell it at the store now. You seriously haven't seen them selling milk like this at the store yet?
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This clip-on 8 oz flask comes in 13 different colors. Everyone is going to be so impressed.
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This is the year you pretend that you care about your appearance.
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Put these bad boys in the shower and no one will give them a second thought. They even come with adhesive press seals so they'll appear to be brand new if someone checks! Genius!
$14.99 on Amazon
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