There are levels to Photoshop. Sure, when your obsession with your appearance merges with your addiction to social media it becomes hard to help yourself. Photoshop seems to offer near-unlimited possibility -- the ability to tweak and hone your appearance and put on display an 'optimized' version of yourself.

But, when that hunger for attention joins forces with an unwillingness to learn an actually complex skill like photo retouching, hilarity, and cringe tend to quickly ensue.

If this isn't photoshop then at least a few conspiracy theories are probably real.

You can't edit out crazy-eyes.

When you try to look like an anime character. With two different-sized legs.

More is less.

You might as well just yoink a photo off google at that point.

When Photoshop makes you look weird -- but only in a different way.

Why ruin a good thing?

When your body is simultaneously in three different lighting setups.

When she demands to speak to Earth's leaders.

You can't Photoshop out visible unhappiness.

When even the time of day's gotta go.

Honestly, this one is actually impressive.

Sure.