21 Things You Should Expect Before You Move In With A Girl
Nathan Johnson
Published
09/21/2015
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Men don't look so bad anymore...
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There will be hair. So much hair. -
2.
You'll find bras in all sorts of crazy places. -
3.
Hair accessories will appear out of nowhere. -
4.
Their showers will be impossibly long. -
5.
But really, you should expect that based on how many hair and skincare products adorn the bathroom. -
6.
Half of her clothes will be put away normally, while the other half will be on the floor. -
7.
Once a month, your trashcan will fill up much more quickly than usual... -
8.
...And you would be well-advised to be extra nice to her for about a week. -
9.
If she wears nail polish, at least a little bit will end up on something other than her nails. -
10.
There will always be something that makes the house smell fantastic. -
11.
If she wears makeup, you're eventually going to find a powdery disaster in your sink. -
12.
You'll go through toilet paper much, much quicker. -
13.
You'll trip over a pair of shoes at some point. -
14.
Her ladylike tendencies will disappear the moment she comes home. -
15.
She will eat more than you could possibly fathom. -
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Of the multiple bottles of shampoo and conditioner in her shower, at least 30 of them will be empty. -
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At some point, she'll try to prove how domestic she is and fail miserably. -
18.
You'll see her in states she doesn't even allow the rest of the world to see her in. -
19.
You'll inevitably catch her doing something completely gross. -
20.
If you want to avoid number 19 for as long as possible, for the love of all that is holy, KNOCK FIRST. -
21.
Whether it turns out to be for better or for worse, it's bound to be a living situation you won't soon forget.
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