Some insults just hit the spot -- in the way a nuclear bomb hits the spot with devastating, unimaginable destruction, leaving in its wake decades of untold ruin.

Seriously, if the aliens go sifting through the detritus of human civilization and happen to find a whole copy of the internet as it was on our last day, they'll probably just assume it was an insult-generation device of supreme efficiency.

Do remember to pay your respects to the memories of all the people murdered by these killer insults.