25 Normal Things That Look SUS At Night
Toonacious
Published
06/17/2022
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These ordinary things people from ASkReddit do during the day look suspicious and weird if done after nightfall. Let's take a look.
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“Moving rugs into a van.” -
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“Sun bathing.” -
3.
“Cleaning the windows of the girls' dorm.” -
4.
“Digging a deep hole in the ground.” -
5.
“That one time Bart flew a kite at night, there was something unwholesome about it.” -
6.
“I tend to be nocturnal, and I also love to garden. This often means I forget to water until 2 am. I let my neighbors know that I might be out there watering in the middle of the night, because they are elderly, and I don't want to give anyone a heart attack.” -
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“Parking in the middle of an empty parking lot in the dark. I've done this so many times on long road trips and 50% of the time a cop or local will knock on my window. So I now have tape and a laminated piece of paper in my car that says: "I am not: A drug dealer or buyer, A burglar watching a store, Homeless, High or drunk.” -
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“Playing Pokemon Go outdoors. Just standing at a spot, then slowly walking, then stopping again. Probably at a park since there's more activity there.” -
9.
“Taking a suitcase to the trash, but I’ve done it. I’ve done everything at 3am.” -
10.
“Getting a Knock on the door, if it’s that late it’s never for good.” -
11.
“Asking your neighbor if they have some sugar because you're out.” -
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“Taking out multiple trash bags.” -
13.
“A kid Swinging on a swing at a playground singing a nursery rhyme.” -
14.
“mowing the lawn.” -
15.
“I have a relative who just likes to look out their living room window. so I’m gonna say that.” -
16.
“Washing the car.” -
17.
“I just took the cat poo out around 3am. To be blunt the cat poo bag is a hefty fella, so me, a six foot four-ish chunky dood hauling a big ass heavy trash bag across a parking lot, audibly struggling, and hefting the damn thing over into a dumpster looks pretty suspicious.” -
18.
“Going to the bank.” -
19.
“Playing tag or paintball.” -
20.
“Laughing hysterically after watching a funny video. Bonus points if you're at a park. The idea that you can't easily be seen looking at your phone is what might be weird.” -
21.
“Checking the mailbox.” -
22.
“Cleaning the swimming pool.” -
23.
“Parking a U-Haul van in front of the Russian embassy and walkkng away.” -
24.
“Obviously, distributing balloons to passers-by. Bonus point if they are red and you are dressed as a clown.” -
25.
“Taking a kid to a playground.”
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