28 Crazy Time-Related Facts
Matt Arone
Published
11/25/2013
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Pop Culture
Warning: these facts may just blow your mind!
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James Lipton...gotta be like 55, right? WRONG SIR! WRONG! He's 86. -
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Adele is only one year older than Taylor Swift. -
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How about that guy Samuel L. Jackson. He can't be over 45 can he? Oh, he can, because he's 64. -
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Macauley Culkin and Ryan Gosling are the same age. -
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And Demetri Martin? He's 40. -
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Now, before shit gets reaL, keep this in mind: The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series. -
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And hold onto your hats because...Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was at the start of The Fresh Prince! -
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So the next time you say something took a "trillion seconds" THINK AGAIN. -
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And the next time you say you'll be a "moment," know that actually is a medieval unit of time and is equal to 90 seconds. -
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And if you're gone in a "jiffy," that means roughly 1100 of a second. -
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If you want to really say you'll be back soon, just say you'll be back in a "planck," which 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second. -
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Here's what that little kid from Jerry Maguire looks like now. -
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Okay, here we go...Between the time it was discovered and the time it was unclassified as a planet, Pluto did not even complete one revolution around the sun. -
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Try this one for size, alles klar? -
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Now breathe easy and keep reading...The Great Pyramid was built circa 2560 B.C. -
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...and Cleopatra live 69 B.C.-30 B.C -
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...which means Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid. -
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Speaking of the pyramids, they were as old to the Romans as the Romans are to us: -
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Should we keep going? The difference in time between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Stegosaurus lived is greater than the difference in time between Tyrannosaurus Rex and now: -
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In 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for the first time... -
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...38 years later, in 1941, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor... -
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... and 28 years later, in 1969, man landed on the moon. -
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Oh yeah, and if the life of earth were compressed into 24 hours, human would appear appear just over a minute before midnight. -
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And if THAT didn't blow your mind, remember this: Here's what Lindsay Lohan looked like only 11 years ago.
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