You run to catch the train, slide through the doors, plop down into a seat, and the train starts moving. Then, you hear the boss music start. Uh oh.

You better hope you’ve brought your health potions, level 100 Blade of Commuting, and Grimoire of Sudoku, because you’ve just walked into a boss fight. Not just any boss fight, the final boss fight. But those are usually easy, right?

Your journey home from work will be a treacherous one today. If you succeed, you will earn 10,000 Public Transit Points and a brand new armor set. But remember– when you die on the subway, you die in real life.