30 People Share The Rare Genetic Anomalies That Make Them Unique
Nathan Johnson
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08/06/2021
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We are all, each and every one of us precious meat bags with eyes, unique.
But some are more unique than others. Some of us were born with exceedingly rare genetic anomalies that make us extra-special. Kind of like Jeff, an intern we had last summer. Jeff was a hard worker. Jeff was always on time, dressed professionally and made sure all of the mundane and sadistic tasks we gave him were completed expediently and efficiently. Jeff was great. Except Jeff also had a secret mutation that allowed him to unhook his jaws, much like a snake, and swallow a person whole. Head to toe.
Jeff was special. But instead of using his special ability to create a YouTube channel called Can He Swallow It?, Jeff misused this miraculous talent for evil purposes, consuming four other interns and our CFO's schnauzer before anybody checked the CCTV cameras.
While nobody was sad to see Mr. Fluffington go, the continued disappearance of several interns necessitated an increasing police presence at eBaums World Headquarters and a lot of questions that made our silent and definitely human partners rather uncomfortable.
But some are more unique than others. Some of us were born with exceedingly rare genetic anomalies that make us extra-special. Kind of like Jeff, an intern we had last summer. Jeff was a hard worker. Jeff was always on time, dressed professionally and made sure all of the mundane and sadistic tasks we gave him were completed expediently and efficiently. Jeff was great. Except Jeff also had a secret mutation that allowed him to unhook his jaws, much like a snake, and swallow a person whole. Head to toe.
Jeff was special. But instead of using his special ability to create a YouTube channel called Can He Swallow It?, Jeff misused this miraculous talent for evil purposes, consuming four other interns and our CFO's schnauzer before anybody checked the CCTV cameras.
While nobody was sad to see Mr. Fluffington go, the continued disappearance of several interns necessitated an increasing police presence at eBaums World Headquarters and a lot of questions that made our silent and definitely human partners rather uncomfortable.
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Amina Ependieva Has Two Rare Genetic Conditions: Albinism And Heterochromia -
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I Have A Birthmark In My Eye -
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A Rare Genetic Disorder Known As Cat Eye Syndrome -
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A Few People Have Actually Said Wtf When Looking At My Eyes -
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Baby Chanco Was Born With A Lot Of Hair Which Kept Growing. This Is Her At 7 Months Age -
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My Hair And Eyelashes Are Naturally Split Into Blonde And Brunette -
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One Of The Coolest Birthmarks I Have Ever Seen -
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My Sister Has Had Hair That's Half Blonde Half Brunette Since She Was Born. 1989 vs. Today -
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I Was Born Without Finger Or Toe Prints -
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Taylor Muhl Has A Rare Genetic Condition Called, Chimerism. She Is “Her Own Twin” -
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This Hexagon Vein Structure On My Wrist -
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I Was Born With One Of The Rarest Forms Of Belly Buttons In The World -
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I Always Hid It, But Now I Want To Share With You My Birthmark In The Center Of My Forehead -
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My Beard Grows 1/4 Orange And Is Split At Pretty Much The Middle Of My Chin (Even Extends Up To My Bottom Lip) -
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Love The ”Pattern” In My Wife's Eyes -
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I (17M) Have Abnormally Long Arms 5’9 With A 6’6 Wingspan -
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I Have A Skin Condition Called Dermatographia Which Causes My Skin To Raise From The Smallest Scratch And I Like To Draw Flowers On Myself Sometimes -
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My Vitiligo Has Turned Half Of My Upper Eyelashes White -
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None Of My Fingers Have A Middle Joint -
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My Girlfriend Has Freckles In Her Iris. They Look Like Marbles -
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My Iris Is Misshaped But No Known Eye Problems After 25 Years -
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To All The People With Four Fingers. Kneel Before Me -
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Been Seeing A Lot Of 4 Finger Havers, Here's Me! I Was Born With 3 Of Them -
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I Am Allergic To The Cold -
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My Daughters Birthmark Is An Up Arrow -
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I Was Born With Only Four Fingers On My Left Hand -
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I Was Cursed With A Belly Button That Sticks Out Through My Shirts -
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Brazilian Family All Have 12 Fingers And Toes Due To Genetic Condition "Polydactyly" -
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I Was Born With Sectoral Heterochromia, Although It’s Rare -
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The Right Joint Of My Thumb Never Developed. I Can't Bend It
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