32 People Who Are Having the Worst Birthday Ever

Nathan Johnson Published 08/31/2021 in Funny

Sometimes things don't go as planned. But honestly after 21, what are we really celebrating? I suppose I give these people an 'A' for effort.

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Had to have emergency surgery to get my appendix removed this morning. Oh and it’s my birthday!
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Someone stole my professor's birthday cupcakes that he left in his room for today.
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Happy Birthday!
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Yesterday was my birthday and some lady decided to cut across traffic and hit me head on. I've never been in an accident before now.
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Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday...
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Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…
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How my friend is celebrating his birthday today.
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My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.
9.
Bought 60 donuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/work from home for the next week.
10.
I tested positive for COVID-19 on my birthday.
11.
This mess.
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It’s my birthday. It’s also the only day my doctor could remove my 3 kidney stones (Laser lithotripsy). Wish me luck!
13.
Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.
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Today is my birthday, and all I can do because of restrictions is buy a whole box of donuts for myself.
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Decided to work on my birthday, and was going to leave early but instead 3 people called out.
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Me and all the friends I invited to my birthday!
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Today’s my birthday. Nobody could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
18.
Turned 26 today. My contact fell out while walking into work. I tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall.
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The worst birthday card I’ve ever gotten…
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This was my dad’s boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.
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Welp.
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I was the only one who turned up to my birthday party. So I got some balloon friends to join.
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Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn’t leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.
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Absolutely no one remembered my birthday except another person who has the same birthday as me, and gave me a pen.
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It was supposed to say 'Happy Birthday Lizard' (her nickname.)
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Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised.
27.
My mom ordered a TV (delivered by FedEx) for my birthday. We just opened it up to turn it on and…
28.
When you get a cake for your birthday and your older brother eats it before you.
29.
Facebook…
30.
Birthday gift from my family to my introverted self so I’ll have “someone to talk to”.
31.
My quarantine birthday is going well.
32.
My kid during his birthday safari.

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Had to have emergency surgery to get my appendix removed this morning. Oh and it’s my birthday!
2.
Someone stole my professor's birthday cupcakes that he left in his room for today.
3.
Happy Birthday!
4.
Yesterday was my birthday and some lady decided to cut across traffic and hit me head on. I've never been in an accident before now.
5.
Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday...
6.
Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…
7.
How my friend is celebrating his birthday today.
8.
My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.
9.
Bought 60 donuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/work from home for the next week.
10.
I tested positive for COVID-19 on my birthday.
11.
This mess.
12.
It’s my birthday. It’s also the only day my doctor could remove my 3 kidney stones (Laser lithotripsy). Wish me luck!
13.
Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.
14.
Today is my birthday, and all I can do because of restrictions is buy a whole box of donuts for myself.
15.
Decided to work on my birthday, and was going to leave early but instead 3 people called out.
16.
Me and all the friends I invited to my birthday!
17.
Today’s my birthday. Nobody could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
18.
Turned 26 today. My contact fell out while walking into work. I tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall.
19.
The worst birthday card I’ve ever gotten…
20.
This was my dad’s boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.
21.
Welp.
22.
I was the only one who turned up to my birthday party. So I got some balloon friends to join.
23.
Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn’t leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.
24.
Absolutely no one remembered my birthday except another person who has the same birthday as me, and gave me a pen.
25.
It was supposed to say 'Happy Birthday Lizard' (her nickname.)
26.
Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised.
27.
My mom ordered a TV (delivered by FedEx) for my birthday. We just opened it up to turn it on and…
28.
When you get a cake for your birthday and your older brother eats it before you.
29.
Facebook…
30.
Birthday gift from my family to my introverted self so I’ll have “someone to talk to”.
31.
My quarantine birthday is going well.
32.
My kid during his birthday safari.

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1. Had to have emergency surgery to get my appendix removed this morning. Oh and it’s my birthday!

2. Someone stole my professor's birthday cupcakes that he left in his room for today.

3. Happy Birthday!

4. Yesterday was my birthday and some lady decided to cut across traffic and hit me head on. I've never been in an accident before now.

5. Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday...

6. Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…

7. How my friend is celebrating his birthday today.

8. My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.

9. Bought 60 donuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/work from home for the next week.

10. I tested positive for COVID-19 on my birthday.

11. This mess.

12. It’s my birthday. It’s also the only day my doctor could remove my 3 kidney stones (Laser lithotripsy). Wish me luck!

13. Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.

14. Today is my birthday, and all I can do because of restrictions is buy a whole box of donuts for myself.

15. Decided to work on my birthday, and was going to leave early but instead 3 people called out.

16. Me and all the friends I invited to my birthday!

17. Today’s my birthday. Nobody could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!

18. Turned 26 today. My contact fell out while walking into work. I tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall.

19. The worst birthday card I’ve ever gotten…

20. This was my dad’s boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.

21. Welp.

22. I was the only one who turned up to my birthday party. So I got some balloon friends to join.

23. Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn’t leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.

24. Absolutely no one remembered my birthday except another person who has the same birthday as me, and gave me a pen.

25. It was supposed to say 'Happy Birthday Lizard' (her nickname.)

26. Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised.

27. My mom ordered a TV (delivered by FedEx) for my birthday. We just opened it up to turn it on and…

28. When you get a cake for your birthday and your older brother eats it before you.

29. Facebook…

30. Birthday gift from my family to my introverted self so I’ll have “someone to talk to”.

31. My quarantine birthday is going well.

32. My kid during his birthday safari.

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1.
Had to have emergency surgery to get my appendix removed this morning. Oh and it’s my birthday!

2.
Someone stole my professor's birthday cupcakes that he left in his room for today.

3.
Happy Birthday!

4.
Yesterday was my birthday and some lady decided to cut across traffic and hit me head on. I've never been in an accident before now.

5.
Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday...

6.
Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…

7.
How my friend is celebrating his birthday today.

8.
My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.

9.
Bought 60 donuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/work from home for the next week.

10.
I tested positive for COVID-19 on my birthday.

11.
This mess.

12.
It’s my birthday. It’s also the only day my doctor could remove my 3 kidney stones (Laser lithotripsy). Wish me luck!

13.
Someone cut the cake that was for me today at work without telling anyone in the break room.

14.
Today is my birthday, and all I can do because of restrictions is buy a whole box of donuts for myself.

15.
Decided to work on my birthday, and was going to leave early but instead 3 people called out.

16.
Me and all the friends I invited to my birthday!

17.
Today’s my birthday. Nobody could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!

18.
Turned 26 today. My contact fell out while walking into work. I tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall.

19.
The worst birthday card I’ve ever gotten…

20.
This was my dad’s boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.

21.
Welp.

22.
I was the only one who turned up to my birthday party. So I got some balloon friends to join.

23.
Mom made me a birthday cake last year. Didn’t leave enough room to dot the exclamation point.

24.
Absolutely no one remembered my birthday except another person who has the same birthday as me, and gave me a pen.

25.
It was supposed to say 'Happy Birthday Lizard' (her nickname.)

26.
Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised.

27.
My mom ordered a TV (delivered by FedEx) for my birthday. We just opened it up to turn it on and…

28.
When you get a cake for your birthday and your older brother eats it before you.

29.
Facebook…

30.
Birthday gift from my family to my introverted self so I’ll have “someone to talk to”.

31.
My quarantine birthday is going well.

32.
My kid during his birthday safari.