If I told you there was a species of stinky hairy little monsters with glowing eyes and human hands that live in the trash can and want to get inside your house, you’d call me crazy. But these creatures really do exist. They’re called raccoons, and they love eating pizza.

Check out these pictures, which run the gamut from deeply upsetting to oddly adorable. Sure, some of them may look cute, but keep in mind these raccoons are looking cute while poking their head out of a dumpster holding a rotten piece of trash in their mouths. You are falling for their tricks. Open your eyes.