35 Bizarre Ways To Die
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Published
12/31/2013
All Of These Have Happened At Least Once
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Crashing Your Racecar When A Bird Flies Into Your Face -
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Getting Hit In The Balls By A Tennis Ball -
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Committing Suicide In Prison Using A Bomb Made Out Of Playing Cards That Had A Flammable Chemical In Their Red Ink -
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Being Poisoned By A Modified Umbrella -
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Having Your Long Scarf Get Caught In The Wheel Of The Car You Are Riding In, Thus Breaking Your Neck -
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Swinging A Baseball Bat So Hard That It Ruptures Your Bladder -
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Being Poisoned, Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning -
8.
Having Your Costume Set Ablaze By An Errant Disposed Match -
9.
Having Your Race cars Drive Chain Snap And Decapitate You -
10.
Being Electrocuted On stage By A Live Microphone -
11.
Being Crushed To Death Between A Moving Wall And A Stationary Wall In A Disneyland Ride -
12.
Being Struck By A Flying Model Lawnmower At A New York Jets Halftime Show -
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Playing Starcraft For Too Long -
14.
Throwing Yourself Through A Window Trying To Illustrate That The Glass Is Unbreakable. In Fairness The Glass Didnt Break, But Popped Out Of The Window Frame -
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Having A Stroke After Reading A Negative Premature Obituary Of Yourself -
16.
Having A Surfboard On Your Convertible Hit Another Car, Spin Around, And Break Your Neck -
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Accidentally Torpedoing Your Own Ship -
18.
Being Crushed By Several 25-Pound Boxes Of Quarters When Braking Suddenly, While Driving A Brinks Truck -
19.
Accidentally Shooting Yourself In Court While Demonstrating To A Jury How Your Clients Alleged Victim Might Have Accidentally Shot Himself -
20.
Being Crushed In Your Car By A Rolling Bale Of Hay -
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Being Crushed Or Drowned By Molasses. Boston Molasses Disaster 1919 -
22.
Riding Your Segway Off Of A Cliff -
23.
Being Hit By A Canon ball That Was Fired As A Salute To You -
24.
Being Hit By A Pitch -
25.
Winning A Bet That You Could Have Continuous Sex With Two Women For 12 Hours Straight -
26.
Drowning In A Flood Of Beer Or Being Injured In A Beer Flood Or Getting Alcohol Poisoning In A Beer Flood. London Beer Flood 1814 -
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Choking On An Eye Drop Bottle Cap -
28.
Handcuffing Yourself To A Tree In A Remote Forest And Throwing The Key Out Of Reach -
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Sticking A Piece Of Whale Bone Through Your Urinary Tract To Clear A Blockage -
30.
Being Bit By A Monkey -
31.
Drinking Yourself To Death With Carrot Juice -
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Overeating At A Feast Given In Your Honor -
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Falling Down A Chimney Into The Furnace After Mistaking The Chimney For A Balcony -
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Being Crushed By Giant Stacks Of Newspapers, Books, And Other Large Items That You Have Been Hoarding -
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Laughing Yourself To Death Watching The Goodies
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