The internet has never been so down bad, and honestly, we respect it.

These tweets are so shameless, so unapologetically feral, they belong in the Smithsonian (or at least locked behind a paywall). From late-night desperation to text receipts that scream please don’t screenshot this, the timeline is fully unhinged. If you’ve ever risked it all for a ‘wyd?’ text, congrats—you’re in the right place. 

Scroll fast, judge lightly, and hydrate.