My asshole neighbors are actually fine to me. A very old woman lives there and her step-brother uses the location to sell drugs. His clientele are not nice. They piss on the sidewalk, they harass my neighbors, they sit on people's property, they will steal anything that isn't nailed down. - Oudeis16

We live on a farm. We share a driveway with one other family. They're very passive-aggressive. Long story short they want us to build a separate driveway. Numerous times he has blocked our only way out.

As of late, I've been finding nails, screws, and scrap metal in the driveway past where they ever drive their vehicles. I try to avoid conflict, but it's starting to get out of hand. As of yesterday, I installed a trail cam in hopes that they will stop being assholes. Time will tell if that actually works. - stealyourfaced

Not the worst but the funniest was threatened to kill my father via “mafia connections” over weed whacker. He laughed in his face and kept going - tyrom22

Used to live next to this single mother (40s) and her daughter (16). They were the type of neighbors that would have the police round a handful of times a year for god knows what reason.

This one day I'm working on my motorbike out in the shared car park, when the mother turned up in her Ford Ka and parked next to my parent's car. She got out of her car and proceeded to smash her car door into my parents about 8 or 9 times while smiling at me. Her nickname was "Psycho Sally" for a reason. - slawter_uk

Had a neighbor leave a note on my then-girlfriend's car saying she wasn't allowed to park in front of their house because their taxes paid for that part of the street. That same neighbor constantly called the cops on me for trivial things like one time I was shoveling my driveway and I moved my car onto the sidewalk for 5 minutes while I shoveled the spot where it was previously parked. Pretty much every discussion I had with the cops involved the cop making fun of how stupid the people were for calling to complain. - DobRex

One guy fed my cat antifreeze. Spapoop was a good kitty and didn't deserve that. - Spodson

My brother’s neighbor once gave poisoned meat to his (my brother’s) dog. Fortunately the dog decided to come show off her “prize” instead of just scarfing it down so she was okay. - LadySygerrik

I had a weird old creep for a neighbor who would spend his time washing his car in front of his house. one day we had workers over doing building work on the house. after a few days, they informed us that the old creep would hide behind the fence and spend the afternoon abusing them and throwing racist comments.

My dad discreetly crept back to catch him doing it and gave him the fright and humiliation of his life. The next day he started mowing the lawn at night with a flashlight and testing his fire alarm in the middle of the night. the police was called to deal with him. - Meanwhile-in-Paris

Let their monster children run around the neighborhood and destroy people's cars. They were always in and out of court because of their negligence. - Express_Topic_4081

Tried to poison our horses because the wives were fighting. - WyomingVet

He cornered my wife in a corner of the garage preventing her escape. He explained how he would protect her and showed her his gun in his waistband. He pulled out a knife and showcased his military training on how to kill a man.

Finally he expressed his love for her and how he fantasizes about sneaking into our bedroom to give her oral. He told her he was really good at giving it and asked her to kiss him. Apparently none of these actions are a crime in Florida. - slowmen

John and Flo. They were the absolute worst. John tried to get my brother to eat poisonous berries when he was 4 years old. John also caught the woods behind our house on fire. They called the cops on us because we accidentally kicked a ball into their yard. Flo accused my dad of rape, took my parents to court, but the case fell apart when the judge saw there was no evidence, and her own husband didn’t show up to support her in court.

They finally decided to move because my parents adopted my sister from South Korea and they said she was going to make property values drop. The 80s were a wild ride. Fuck you, John and Flo. Btw, this is just a handful of the terrible things they did. - mshell734

When I was a kid my dad got sick of our neighbor’s dog pooping in our yard. He scoops one particularly big pile up and chucked it into their driveway. He didn’t realize this guy’s convertible was parked with the top down in the driveway and this disgusting pile of poop landed right on the driver’s seat. - Beautiful_Sherbet807

Called 9-1-1 on me for supposedly mowing 6" more than I was supposed to at the property line, stating that I was going to destroy their green house by doing so (greenhouse was 50 feet away from me) - kenssmith

I was like 4 on Halloween with a high fever. A couple of neighborhood kids decided to egg our house. The window was open and 2 eggs went right through and splatted sick little me in the face. My mother ran in my dads boxers down the block, chased them into a building hallway and gave one of them a black eye. The next day there was a knock on the door and it was the guy and his father- who made his son apologize. - Far-Ad9143