Not-So-Amazing Discovery Inside Safe

Matt Arone Published 05/18/2015 in Funny

Opening a safe left behind by a previous landlord or tenant.

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You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?
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After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.
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OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.
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Not getting finger prints on that shit!
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At last it's open...what can it be???
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Oh sweet jesus...
7.
3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.

1.
You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?
2.
After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.
3.
OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.
4.
Not getting finger prints on that shit!
5.
At last it's open...what can it be???
6.
Oh sweet jesus...
7.
3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.

You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?

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Not-So-Amazing Discovery Inside Safe

1.
You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?

2.
After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.

3.
OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.

4.
Not getting finger prints on that shit!

5.
At last it's open...what can it be???

6.
Oh sweet jesus...

7.
3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.

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1. You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?

2. After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.

3. OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.

4. Not getting finger prints on that shit!

5. At last it's open...what can it be???

6. Oh sweet jesus...

7. 3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

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eBaum's Picks

1.
You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?

2.
After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.

3.
OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.

4.
Not getting finger prints on that shit!

5.
At last it's open...what can it be???

6.
Oh sweet jesus...

7.
3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.