Tweets Whose Father Left for Cigarettes and Never Came Back
zachnading
Published
09/27/2022
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What a beautiful birth name. -
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I'm literally a bag of bones floating on a rock through space. What do you want from me? -
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Termite twitter is something I never knew existed. Now I'm cursed. -
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Kanye West is down bad. Just taking L's all over the place. -
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Please, dude. Just end it for me. Thank you in advance. -
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Inject crab rangoon filler directly into my veins please and thank you. -
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Jimmy G out here doing the lord's work. -
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A loving father, but in the end it was the ball fart that did him in. -
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Don't you dare print my obituary, don't hold a funeral, I'm done. -
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Do people actually do this? -
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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT???? -
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He made an honest mistake, then learned from that mistake. -
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Where do we come from? Where do we go? Are we human or are we dancer? -
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This guy gets it. -
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Never moving to Texas. -
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I'll follow this dog anywhere. -
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We all have that one pair of Vans that we just won't let go. -
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I mean... -
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Ah sh*t, here we go again. -
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Annnnnnd there it is. Right on cue.
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