Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"
Most family traditions are at least a little weird, but this one is sure to scar anyone for life.
A guy who's about to get married learns that his fiancé's family has a tradition where all the relatives gather outside the bedroom and listen in as the newlyweds consummate their marriage.
Then when the couple finishes and leaves the room, someone cuts a piece off the bed sheets they just had sex on and sews it into a quilt containing pieces of consummation sheets from everyone else in the family going back decades.
This so-called Sex Quilt is one of the more disturbing things to emerge online in recent history, and no one is passing up an opportunity to dunk on this poor man for the unforgettable tradition he's found himself wrapped up in.
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The guy's wedding situation is already feeling weird (and you can read it in full detail here). -
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But "Grandma's Sex Quilt" makes things so much worse. -
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How can you turn down such an honorable tradition? -
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Don't wanna disappoint grandma! -
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The details of this tradition are really unsettling. -
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And if he goes through with it, he'll have to participate in the ritual from the other side of the door! -
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Maybe he could do it if the family offered him some money? -
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Or better yet play some epic music to confuse the heck out of the relatives. -
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"Family Sex Blanket" might even be a good band name. -
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Apparently this was not a totally uncommon thing? -
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But be careful those relatives aren't filming the ordeal also. -
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Probably best he just ditch her for now. Better luck next time! -
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Some strong Handmaid's Tale vibes here for sure. -
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