Oh, you wanted *indoor* fireworks?

There are two types of fireworks: indoor and outdoor. Outdoor fireworks aren’t safe to launch inside, whereas indoor fireworks, well, they’re still pretty unsafe, but there’s at least less of a risk of you burning the whole building down.

This person in Kazakhstan damn near ruined Christmas after they brought the wrong kind of fireworks to this children’s performance. Somehow, no one was injured, but the kids definitely got a few lumps of coal that year whether they deserved it or not.