Too drunk to drive, too drunk to flee.

There are some people who have three beers and decide that it’s probably not a good idea to drive. There are others, such as Texas’ Dylan Molina, who drink eight double vodka cocktails then get behind the wheel. Be like the former, not the latter.

Molina’s journey came to an abrupt end when he ran a red light and crashed his car, killing one and injuring others. He then attempted to run away, but, blame it on clumsiness or drunkenness, he fell, leading to his capture. He was later sentenced to 15 years in prison.