Don’t get too excited, buddy, because you’re definitely next.

Some people train their dogs using shock collars. The thinking behind this invention goes that, if you can make your dog associate the shock with a behavior you don’t like, they’ll stop engaging in that behavior. Seems simple enough, right?

The idea is pretty popular. So popular, in fact, that you can now buy a range of shock collars on Amazon — and if you’ve got some time to kill, you can buy them, make a friend wear them and shock the shit out of them. There are certainly worse ways to spend an afternoon!

This guy put one on his girlfriend and took her to a drive-thru. She handled it okay, though they’re definitely going to need to clean that car now.