Don’t, don’t you want me?

Not everyone is born with the perfect rack. Fortunately, while science has yet to offer us a cure for cancer, it’s really stepped up to the plate when it comes to boob science. You can do pretty much anything you want to boobs: make ‘em bigger, smaller, reshape them, change your nipple size — you name it, some surgeon in Miami can make it happen.

But, if you’re not quite ready for surgery, you can do what this guy did and put your tits in a vacuum chamber for four hours.