Someone is about to have a long weekend, because they might not be welcome back to work on Monday.

Ah, yes. The ever illusive rainbow roots! This construction crew clearly didn't get the memo to 'call before you drill.' We would've loved to watch this in real time, but fortunately the camera was rolling to get the aftermath.

I can only imagine how many people are without internet. So many gamers forced to go touch some grass. Multitudes of porn-watchers resorting to the spankbank. My brain can't begin to comprehend what goes into repairing this kind of mess. For everyone involved I'll just say, "Godspeed."