No matter how hard they try, these people will never be cool.

Yesterday, Jeff Bezos sent Katy Perry and a bunch of other prominent women to space, including his fiancée. Before you get too excited, he also brought them back — and in the process of doing so, fell flat on his face.

Yeah, it turns out that, while money can buy you a space program, it’ll never make you suave enough to be able to greet your fiancée without chomping dirt.

Really kind of takes away the magic of the moment, if you ask me!