BRB, adding “ocean” to my “list of places I might be attacked by a pit bull.” This kitesurfer was just minding his own business when a nearby pit bull’s kill drive suddenly activated. Seeking a target, the dog landed upon our humble kitesurfer. Water be damned, the dog ran up to the man and bit him, resulting in an injury that required 18 stitches to resolve. Maybe those XL bully bans make sense after all.