The definition of “this guy fucks.”

Every year, it seems like there’s another news story about how we’re not banging as much as we used to. Explanations for this vary; some say it’s due to people now tending to partner up later in life, which means they’re not having as much sex while they’re young. Others claim that there are economic reasons for this, as people who feel less economically stable don’t have the same desire to do the whole baby-making thing as people who do.

Today, I present another explanation: This one man is doing all the fucking for us.

In a video posted to his Instagram, this guy says that he’s done it with pretty much everyone he wants to in the state of Pennsylvania.

If you’re a lady in PA who hasn’t banged this dude, sorry you missed out, but you’re not completely out of luck! According to him, all you have to do is send him a picture and he’ll let you know if you’re banging material. Thanks, man!