C’mon, man — this is a place for kids.

Honestly, I’m surprised Build-A-Bear is still around. I know that they were always incredibly expensive for what they were, but you’d still think that, given how most people just shop online these days and I can’t for the life of me remember the last time I went to a mall, the “create your own teddy bear” business would have gone the way of the Dodo.

And yet, they’re still here, apparently, and internet creators love to terrorize them by doing shit like this: