It’s a beautiful accent.

Despite being within spitting distance of the multicultural area that is New York City, Long Island has its own distinct, trashy culture. A real Long Islander can be identified by the faint smell of booze, the sound of Billy Joel emanating from their Range Rover—and, of course, their accent.

In case you’re not familiar with what it sounds like, here’s a prime example—and a little taste of the sort of arguments you’ll be overhearing if you ever have the displeasure to visit.