Buddy, you might want to get a move on — the cops are coming!

In the past few years, stories of smash-and-grab robberies have dominated local news. Lost in all of this is the fact that most robberies are pretty casual. Sure, you’ll always have the people who drive through the front of a store to try to nab your ATM, but in general, most “robberies” consist of someone walking in, shoving a few tubes of lipstick down their pants, then leaving.

This guy is somewhere in the middle when it comes to the seriousness of his offense. While the act is pretty big crime (smashing through a window and snatching up items), the manner in which he does so (shirtless, slowly) makes you wonder if even he realizes what he’s doing is illegal.

Well, it is, and he’s going to go to jail for it.