How do you like that?

Why would you watch someone fart on you? What do you mean “Why?” You should be so lucky as to have that experience — hell, some people pay good money for this sort of thing!

But really, it’s your life, and you get to live it however you want. If that involves spending your time watching a woman lay a big, juicy fart on you, then give it a whiff, then be my guest.