Classy and gassy!

It’s a little ridiculous how few businesses offer public bathrooms. While you’re almost always able to take a dump in a restaurant bathroom, any trip to the hardware store or liquor shop better not come with a rumbling stomach — otherwise, that drive home is going to be spent clenching your butt and trying your best to stop the inevitable.

If you’re shopping and you know it’s going to happen, you have a few options. You can try to convince an employee to use the company bathroom; you could run to a nearby business to use their toilet; or, if you’re this lady, you could simply squat down and take a dump right in the middle of the grocery store.