I don’t care if this man is serious or not — I never want to see this again.

How do you eat a carrot? Slowly? Cut up into little pieces? Shredded atop a salad? No matter what you do, it’s more respectable than this. In an apparent attempt to break a non-existent carrot eating world record, this man set up a carrot and down the whole thing in one gulp. I can’t describe the feeling I get watching this, but it’s not good.